Health Insurance

Trump takes victory lap after House passes health care bill

President Trump reveled in victory after scoring the very first major legislative win of his presidency Thursday when the House voted to repeal and replace ObamaCare.

“Let's say how good this plan is. We don't have to discuss this unbelievable victory, wasn't it unbelievable? We don't have to say it again. But it's going to be a fantastic victory when we have it with the Senate,” obama giddily declared in a Rose Garden celebration, surrounded by beaming cabinet members and GOP lawmakers.

“This is a great plan. I personally think it'll get better still. Make no mistake, this is a repeal along with a replace of ObamaCare. Make no mistake about this. Make no mistake,” he continued to cheers and applause.

Trump asserted campaigning across the country convinced him that former President Obama's signature achievement needed to go.

“No matter where I went, people were suffering so badly with the ravages of ObamaCare,” he explained before predicting the benefits people would see.

“I will say this, that as far as I'm concerned, your premiums, they're going to begin to fall. We're going to understand this passed through the Senate, Personally i think so confident. Your deductibles, with regards to deductibles, they were so ridiculous that nobody reached use their current plan, [but] they're going down.”

Trump boasted that he could get the law repealed despite the fact that he was a political outsider who had spent just over 100 days in office.

“[I was] coming from a different world and only [was] a politician for a while of time. Shall we be held doing OK? I'm president. Hey, I'm president. Are you able to accept is as true? I figured you possessed a little bit more time they always explained. Additional time. But we didn't,” he explained.